THEE BARBERSTERAS POSE
Hello my dearest Barbie at heart. Your Surge travels past the rooms that built and shaped me. My Barbie dream house turned horror once I stepped into the reality of lower class living while growing up. The rooms I stepped into that used to haunt my spirit. Your Surge is one equivalent to WAVEE EIGHTEEN’s Surges in my Storm that encompass all of what I went through and how I got here. Faint echoes of rooms where playing Barbie turned into my own dressing of self, trying to mask who I was on the inside, jail cells finding their way into my dream house, stripper poles, and undoubtable hospital beds litter my vision of a dream. Finding my career through cutting hair and giving back to our communities as a female barber came with its own battles yet gave me reasons to pose as I paused for the camera shutter. Only to snap a memory in time, brandished in my story like the wedding dress that hangs on the doorway to a hell only I could’ve stepped through knowingly, more pain being brought into my existence of a marriage I no longer fit in. Moving past the rooms and examining them as my own tiny little Barbie grew into my flesh much like the 2000’s movie Life-Size of the Barbie who came to life starring Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan. The rave of America’s youth seared with longings of their dreams coming true. Your Surge’s Barbie~Barber dream house travels past the GAMES I once played to get by, for survival, laughter, and finding my SOUL’S CALLING.
You also loved playing with Barbies growing up. You may have also cut & styled their hair, given them body modifications/tattoos, and made Barbie and Ken make love and have fights to break them up, a reflection of what you were understanding of relationships while so small. You lowkey a G though. You are very blunt and say things like it is. Your Barbie house has jail cells and a stripper pole plus a wedding gown you once wore but keep even after it didn’t work out. You also have a passion for hair and the beauty industry. Your mom had red blonde hair before it turned grey. She used empty orange cans and paper bags as rollers for her hair. Ask her about it if you’re not sure for confirmation. The state Maryland and 3 years ago is significant. What happened then?
You have siblings who are ages 14, 13, 6 and 5. Pink and green ivy patterned shirt is significant. You have a brother who passed and had a wandering eye. He had 5 kids, two have wandering eyes and the boy acts just like him, the last pregnancy had complications. You have patience and don’t mind waiting to be seen for things and enjoy shopping. A planter shoe box is also significant whatever those are. The career field for cardiac sonographers & echocardiograms is special to you somehow. A mother figure? EKG always sounded like a mob or explosive to you growing up. Whoever was in the health field stayed till they were retired & they drove 45 minutes one way to work everyday and the drive got old for them. This female retired one year before her husband. She’s a crafter and likes boutiques and uses Facebook. A black shirt with hot pink and purple florals & wavy silver hoop earrings may ring a bell. You like Dooney and Bourke purses as well. You are right handed but also were taught how to do your work left handed at some point. You also help feed your friends animals when they need it because y’all don’t trust everybody. As you should. Not everyone has our best interest at heart. Long Hair Chihuahua breed is significant with a first, middle, and last name. You can place her in your purse that comes with your Surge and it will be to die for. It’s perfect for the perfect pooch too. Your poochie bearrrr. Awww. Do you say that? She always wears a diamond collar and likes to sleep on the pillow next to you like my cat does too aww. You also like Chanel or the name. Sky dining in Puerto Rico is significant too. You like the Hibiscus flowers and teas, me too. You may even have a Hibiscus flower tattoo as well like me. You also have Bacardi glasses from a hotel you bought for yourself. I want to see them. You of course like pampering yourself and getting your nails done too. Good for you!! I do as well and have been craving a massage. Yet don’t like to go because a lady touched me inappropriately too, you may have had this done as well. You also will grab items in your home to cover your naked body while you walk around before appearing in windows or doors. Happened on 12/22, your tapestry was my cover while shutting my back door to balcony. One of your fave places in your home besides your kitchen. The Pterodactyl is ur fave dinosaur. Shows in clouds pic beside ur Sun catcher on 12/21. These dates are important to you as well as your 30th birthday. You don’t like dream catchers because they’re too witchy or spiritual for you. Yours is the only Surge in its respective WAVEE that doesn’t have a dream catcher for your painting. The night is your bane of existence, you thrive in the Sunshine and your brilliance works best with the day hours. Overcoming your fear of darkness will lead your further into this lifetime of what’s possible. You also like to make up words if they’re grammatically incorrect. You’ve created your own vocabulary, how beautiful.
Presented are your signs for further confirmation this Surge is truly for you. In addition to your items in your Surge that pique your conscience and hair art that covers your dreams, these signifiers encompass things that are significant to you, it pulls on a memory in your life or your future to come. Your signifiers are ones that can either be something you love or an area that’s brought you pain. Either way it pulls on your heart strings and makes you, you. These signs have helped shape who you are today.
~LACS Signifiers~
Animals~Dachshund, Pterodactyl, Long hair Chihuahua
Careers~Cardiac sonographers & echocardiographers
Colors~Pink, Green, Purple, Blue
Dates~3 years, 12/22, 12/21
Drinks~Hibiscus tea
Flowers|Plants~Hibiscus, Peony
Food~Fun experiences while eating~dinner and a show anyone? Asian food
Names~Marion, Rains, Chanel
Numbers~14, 13, 6, 5
Movies~Life-Size, Legally Blonde, Barbershop, Beauty Shop
Music Genres~Pop, Rap, R&B
Places~Georgia, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Maryland
Scents~Peonies, light florals, sweet aromatics
Vehicles~Pink cars, Range Rover, Mercedes, Tesla, Audi
Our Beneficiaries~solo traveler with fellow pooch
~retired mother
~retired mother 2
~registration paid of pictured license plate
Our CAUSES~holding space for domestic violence survivors and providing them with immediate emergency housing
~self expression and being okay with visibility in our authentic truth
~proper representation of Barbie’s with an array of skin colors and respective cultures
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