THEE BIG LEAGUES
Your Surge scours the lush green rolling hills of man made imaginations, tees, swings, a whole 18 holes of GAMES to win. Segwaying into the rows of bowls morphed into tossing spinning balls to pins at the lanes end. She lives in the fun air of competitive sports, the ones that make your brow furrow with frustration, perspiration form on your upper lip, the taste of the salt from your bodies excited rise on the loose. Which game calls to you most? The greens among the trees or the colorful walls and screens showing your scores instantly? The bowling alley or the golf course? Your iron in your hand or holes for your fingers? You don’t like this many questions nor having to choose I know. Which is why both are in your Surge.
You were a golf pro during college or an instructor and started late. Your driver is made of a Cobra’s sting, does she ring in your hand after your swing connects to your ball? Sorry to keep asking questions I feel I must know. You almost went to Callahan but didn’t. Isn’t it quite unfair that of all collegiate sports your most passionate isn’t televised? How come golf is not televised but others are? Not fair. Although good housing does come with the program and guaranteed jobs right out of it, very noice. Mullets pull your fancy do they? You have no issue cutting folks out of your life if they don’t agree with your lifestyle or passions. Who didn’t support your extracurriculars? Golf and bowling really? You must be addicted to it. 5 times a week? Only two days off. Jeez you must ask a lot of questions to people because I never ask buyers this many questions. You’re naturally quizzical and that’s why you got the brainss baby ain’t it? You say that? “I got the brains baby.” Oh so you’re funny too? I like it.
Your Surge fights for televised collegiate golf rounds for exposure of incredible players who need the coverage to get on the professional map. You also misspell Japanese “Japenese”
Presented are your signs for further confirmation this Surge is truly for you. In addition to your items in your Surge that pique your conscience and hair art that covers your dreams, these signifiers encompass things that are significant to you, it pulls on a memory in your life or your future to come. Your signifiers are ones that can either be something you love or an area that’s brought you pain. Either way it pulls on your heart strings and makes you, you. These signs have helped shape who you are today.
~LACS Signifiers~
Animals~Snake (cobra)
Careers~Golf professional
Colors~Green, orange, purple
Dates~11/4, 3/25, 3/10, 4/18
Drinks~Lagers, Hops, Red Bull
Flowers|Plants~Weigela ‘Rumba’ bush, common hop
Food~Chinese & Japanese cuisine
Names~Jesus, Harley, Callahan
Numbers~411, 414, 114
Movies/shows~ Dog The Bounty Hunter
Music Genres~Classic Rock, some Alt Rock, Rap, Indie Pop
Places~Florida, Ritz, Italy
Scents~Brewery, vineyards, fresh cut grass
Vehicles~Rolls Royce, Jack Daniel’s Ford, 1940 Desoto Coup, Plymouth Superbird, VW Beetle (you don’t like)
Our Beneficiaries~college student
~registration paid of pictured license plate
Our CAUSES~televised collegiate golf
If this particular Surge didn’t resonate with you, check out my other 143 Surges. Your future is awaiting you.
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